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• Baseless assumptions and fabrications about my life.
• Questions and/or insults regarding my, or what you imagine to be my musical tastes.
• Questions and/or insults regarding my, or what you imagine to be my appearence/anatomy.
• Questions and/or insults regarding my, or what you imagine to be my maturity level.
• Questions and/or insults regarding my, or what you imagine to be my financial status.
• Questions and/or insults of a sexual nature.
• Gratuitous profanity.
• Any accusations that I am harrassing Hanson fans.
• Any accusations that aren't relevent to me.
• Any manner of threat.
• Ebonics.

• "Why do you hate them so much?"
• "They didn't do anything to you!"
• "You can hate them, but you don't have to put it on a web page!"
• "Get a life!"
• "HANSON RULZ YOU SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "They r sooo hot!"
• "You're just jealous!!!!!"
• "You can't change my mind!"
• "You're outnumbered!"
• "HANSON 4EVA!!!!!"

• An aging and/or male Hanson fan that, despite all evidence to the contrary, thinks they have a brand new 'take' on the situation.
• A 'concerned' parent, that wants this page shut down to protect their anemic (metaphorically speaking) child.
• An angry teeny-bopper.
• Someone who considers themselves a true fan of the music, and wants to 'disspell myths' about them.

Serious suggestions, lacking a hostile theme, and lacking any the above, are welcome.
As are anti-Hanson propaganda images and caricatures, anti-Hanson fiction, anti-Hanson URLs, and reports of signs of their ever-dwindling popularity.