₄ LIVIN' LA VIDA OVERRATED LATIN MUSIC MANIA

It was yet another overblown, media-created, alleged "sensation" that turned out to be nothing more than a big ol' pile of (pardon our Spanglish) toro-crap! One top-ten single by a singer with a Hispanic last name — Jennifer Lopez — and one Grammy appearance by an overgrown Menudo member — Ricky Martin — was all it took for the hot buzz to be that the U.S. had Latin Fever. We're sure it's only a matter of minutes before washed-up rockers figure the road back to stardom begins by cashing in on this so-called trend...

"EL HANSON—
Mmmmmmmacho!"