1. Ugly hair
  2. Cretinous brow
  3. Large veins at temples
  4. Drooping eye
  5. Greasy face

Isaac may be what could be considered the 'underdog' in this group. He's not the 'cute' one, nor the most signifigant: but takes much of the flack.

Many have likened his facial features to that of a horse, while his singing voice is best described as that of a howling bloodhound. His gear could make most self-respecting guitarists cringe. Not because it's bad, but because it's well beyond his skill. Playing the six combined chords of 'MMMBop,' and 'Where's The Love?' on a Gibson Les Paul is akin to wiping oneself with a Dickens novel.