March 13, 2009
Following a nasty slap-fight at a Hojo's they were performing at in Decatur, Alabama, Hanson announces they are breaking up "due to irreconcilable artistic differences, and because Ike is a big, smelly jerk-face jerk-head to infinity plus one." Zac's threats to write a blistering tell-all book fizzle when he realizes he hasn't gone to school since the age of seven.

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