Baby's First Hansonite Book
Some Fun Phrases!
You Suck! (-Yoo-Suk. N. Amer.
Slang)
A vague statement, implying that the person whom
this is directed towards shows an overall lack of
worth, skill, or judgement; or is otherwise
objectionable.
It should be accompanied by reasoning, but
is often used alone, even exclusively.
Go to Hell! (-Goe Too Helle. Unkn.)
Often used as a subject line (to break the ice, of
course) for a Hansonite post, guestbook entry, or
unsolicited correspondence.
It's an egocentric display of blind rage; implying
that the karmic forces of the universe should
favor one person's opinion (however negative),
over another.
Hanson Rules! (-Han-sun rue-elles. N. Amer.
Slang)
Most often seen as a good way for a hansonite to
attempt to back up their opinion; it's not their
fault necassarily, that this is merely an empty
statement, not containing any particular
content.
Regardless of the actual implications of
such a statement; what they are intent on
saying, is that it is their opinion that Hanson is
a good band; so good in fact, that it is
inherently wrong, not to like them.
Stop dissin' a great band! (-Staup Dissen a
grate band. Ebonics, Slang.)
This means that although, they themselves make a
negative comment towards someone; Hanson, and
their fans should be considered exempt from
criticism.
Or, that they aren't comfortable with the
idea of people expressing contradictory opinions;
and are emploring them to stop expressing them,
for the sake of their fragile ego.
Get a Life! (-get-ta-life. N. Amer.
Slang)
Though the user of this phrase is often pleased
with themselves; (I don't know why, but I imagine
they're just pleased to have remembered any
phrase), it is transparently, the argument of the
loser. Someone will often use this as their
closing phrase, especially, when they are mentally
out-classed.
Humoring the logic of this phrase, it means to say
that the person whom this is directed towards, is
objectionable, in an implied, universal way, for
having spent any time or effort on any given
thing. This phrase was onced used within a context
that made sense, but now is only the last bit of
dilluted
venom, from a hansonite on the retreat.
Grow up! (-Groe-up. Unkn)
This is a presumptuous phrase implying, that even
in this argument where both parties have now
"lowered themselves to the same level", the
hansonite's opinion is the true and correct
one; so much so, that they consider it
a future stage in personal evolution.